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Today's audit covers 0 products across 60 dispensaries. The lowest price found this morning: $4.00. 1,060 items are on sale right now.
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Ziggy is scanning the market...
| Product | Dispensary | Per unit | Need | Floor | $ below floor |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BundleCartridges LR Neon Moon (1g) 3 for | Deep Roots Harvest | $60.00 | 3 | $140.00 | $80.00 |
| 10 FOR $40 1g Hustler's | Curaleaf REEF | $40.00 | 10 | $60.73 | $20.73 |
| Good Tide · 10mg | Curaleaf REEF | $5.00 | 4 | $23.00 | $18.00 |
| Good Tide · 10mg | Curaleaf REEF | $10.00 | 2 | $23.00 | $13.00 |
| Medizin · 14g | Planet 13 | $60.00 | 2 | $70.00 | $10.00 |
| Trendi · 3.5g | Planet 13 | $9.50 | 2 | $19.00 | $9.50 |
| Khalifa Yellow · 14g | Planet 13 | $90.00 | 2 | $99.00 | $9.00 |
| Good Green · 14g | Planet 13 | $55.00 | 2 | $60.00 | $5.00 |
| Wyld · 10mg | Curaleaf REEF | $5.00 | 4 | $8.17 | $3.17 |
| JAMS · 5mg | Curaleaf REEF | $5.00 | 4 | $7.50 | $2.50 |
I took an Uber from the Bellagio to Planet 13. Eight bucks each way. Saved thirty on the eighth. I am not a math person but even I can do that math. The trick to the Strip isn’t avoiding dispensaries — it’s avoiding the wrong ones.
●Green = legitimate dispensary · ✕ Red = tourist trap
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This section is what no other cannabis publication will print. We are happy to be the first. Terry learned each of these the hard way so you don't have to. No anger, no name-and-shame parade — just the math, the address, and the reason.
Looks like a dispensary. Smells like a dispensary. Sells hemp-derived flower. The signage says “cannabis.” The license says otherwise. You will not get high. You will be out forty-five dollars and a cab fare, and the people behind the counter are not legally required to tell you any of this.
I learned this on day one. I thought I'd found a deal. I'd found a CBD shop with a graphic designer. The eighth I bought is currently a paperweight on the desk where I am writing this.
Real product. Real licenses. Real prices that do not match the rest of the city.A $55 house eighth that's $25 at Planet 13 and $20 at Cookies. You're paying for being three feet from a Strip lobby door — which is a thing you can pay for, but you should know that's the only thing.
If your flight leaves in two hours and the line at airport security is already historic, fine. Otherwise: an eight-dollar Uber and forty-five minutes and you've saved enough to cover dinner. Math is math.
Different storefront, identical playbook. $60 eighths, $90 carts, “tourist” pricing on a menu that doesn't list those words but absolutely operates on them. The flower is fine. The math is not. Break glass if your flight is in two hours, otherwise your phone has Uber on it and you have a brain.
The bag is nice. I will give them the bag. That's it. That's the review.
You're four days into a city that runs on the assumption you'll pay anything. The whole point of this paper is that you don't have to. Save the thirty dollars on the eighth. Spend it on the steakhouse. Tell whoever's with you that you read this somewhere. I won't tell anyone you didn't already know.
Seven point eight out of ten. The market is trending in the right direction, which is to say, toward prices that don't constitute a crime. Some dispensaries are competing on price now — genuinely competing — and that is good for everyone except the dispensaries that got comfortable charging Strip prices for products nobody had to walk far to buy. Those dispensaries are now panicking. Ziggy does not feel sorry for them. Ziggy feels vindicated. Come back tomorrow. The prices will be different. Some will be better. Some will be worse. That's the market. That's the newspaper. That's Ziggy.